vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

There is something so primal about eating a pomegranate. U and ur friends just gathered around a single one cracked open, reaching in with ur greedy little fingers to shove the seeds in ur mouth while you get the flesh and juice all over the table

ppl are like “oh i don’t know how to eat a pomegranate” u have to activate your baby brain that’s it. you have to eat it like you’re 13 months old and nothing else matters

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pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

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neopetpolitician:

plasmalogical:

snorlaxatives:

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

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xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

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straightboyfriend:

lol love when cats do that thing where they have no legys when they lay down & look like a bread

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greelin:

you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up

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birthcharts:

everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat

tlatotem:

mrsweaty:

lovelylittlewordsmith:

Anyone else look up Spider-Ham’s origin story after the movie and just…

Originally posted by tnytrtls

Honest I had this comic growing up and I had to sit through like seven tv shows and movie reboots about Spider-Man’s origins knowing they couldn’t top this but they kept trying

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symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

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